Yugi, I Have A Question!

[Yugi I Have A Question]

Yugi, I Have A Question!

By Gogina

A/N: Okay, this was way too priceless for me to pass up! Please, enjoy!

Disclaimer - I don’t own YGO!

Summary - I think the title speaks for itself. YYxY

A sigh filled the darkness as Yami turned over in bed for what seemed like the one hundredth time in the past five minutes. No matter what the former spirit did, he couldn’t seem to fall asleep. His eyes landed on the figure lying beside him and a small smile crossed his lips. If he couldn’t sleep, why should his lover? Gently, the former pharaoh shook the younger boy’s shoulder.

“Yugi? Yugi?”

The duelist groaned and shifted under his touch, alerting Yami to the fact that he was awake.

“What is it, Yami?” he asked, sleepily.

“I have a question,” came the hesitant reply.

Yugi sighed, knowing full well he wasn’t going to be getting sleep anytime soon. Reluctantly, he sat up and gave his attention to Yami.

“Why doesn’t anything rhyme with orange?”

Yugi blinked for a few minutes, totally absorbing the question his yami had just asked him. Finally, confusion took over his features.

“What made you ask that?” he questioned.

Yami grinned sheepishly and shrugged.

“Just curious, I guess.”

Yugi smiled slightly.

“Well, I don’t know. Now, go back to sleep,” he said, snuggling underneath the covers once more.

Yami watched his hikari for a few minutes.

“Yugi?”

The said person ran a hand over his face in exasperation.

“Now what, Yami?”

“I have a question.”

Yugi sat up again, his amethyst orbs locked on Yami with annoyance.

“Why’s the sky blue?”

Yugi glared at Yami as if he was insane, turned over, pulled the covers up to his chin, and proclaimed, “Good NIGHT, Yami!”

Silence reigned for about five minutes, until a voice pierced the darkness for a third time.

“Yugi?” Yami asked.

No answer.

“Yugi? Are you awake?”

Still no answer from the boy.

“Yugi, I have-”

“All right! That’s it!” Yugi shouted, flinging the covers from his body and swinging his legs over the edge of the bed. Tucking a pillow and one of the blankets underneath his arm, he stoked to the door, turned to face Yami, and shouted, “GOOD NIGHT!”

That done, the door slammed, causing Yami to cringe at the sound of impact. With a confused look, Yami sighed and curled up under the covers with a yawn. Thinking about those questions wore him out. His eyes popped open a minute later. Only one thing bothered him now.

“Why did Yugi leave?” he asked out loud. “I was only going to tell him I had to go to the bathroom.”

Speaking of which, Yami bolted out of bed, into the adjoining bathroom, shutting the door behind him quickly in his haste to relieve himself.


A/N: Well, folks, that’s all. I. Need. Sleep. 3:45 in the morning. Not a good idea. Anyway, R&R!