Dane Cook Quotes

[Yugi]

"What?! We hit some turbulence!! My ass didn't come with us!!!"



"Just go back in time, mess with people, Know what I'd like to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me.
I would. Yeah, and I'd just run into the bedroom right when their doin it, and just spank my dad on the ass."


"You'd go up and get the "Crouton o Christ" "

"And the peaceful deciptful said My peace i leave my peace i give to you as we ate reeses pieaceies with the lord, and he said " I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye!"


"Your move holy man......Choose wisely!"


"Start your day the holy way with Christ checks!" (Cereal)

[Yami]

LOL! THE REESES PEICES

[Digi12]

"It's a miracle in a bowl". XD I love Dane Cook.

[Icebaby21157]

Dane Cook is my freaking hero!!!! I love his car crash act and his burger king omy favorite quotes are.......
1. "Some shit on the coats!"
2. "*beep*Beep*Beep*(beeper goes off) Hold on...somewhere there is a crime being committed and I must go fight for justice!!!!" "Lets go jesus!"
3. Anytime I see someone wearing a superman teeshirt I want to run up to them and shoot them in the chest plate...and when they start to bleed go 'I guess not!'" ROFLMAO!
4. I'm not a cheif! I'm not an indian cheif, I'm not the cheif of police, I'm not a chief which sometimes gets confused with cheif on paper....I've done that! As you're writing it your like I'mmmmm dumb!"

I can think of many more but those are the short ones!